Jun 07 2007
Paris Hilton Released!?!?
Paris Hilton’s time behind bars came to a screeching halt today:
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was released from jail on Thursday for medical reasons after serving just three days of a three-week term, but was confined to her home with an electronic ankle bracelet for 40 days.
Steve Whitmore of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s office declined to specify the medical issue that led to her “reassignment” or say why she could not be treated in jail.
Medical reasons? She developed allergies to the bars? Too many dust mites in the concrete pillow? Are you kidding me? What about her debt to society? Where is she going to serve time?
She returned to her 2,700-square foot mansion in the Hollywood Hills, where authorities say she’ll be confined for 40 days. The eight-bedroom, Spanish-style home, built in 1926, sits on a 6,380-acre lot above the Sunset Strip. Presumably, Hilton will have the run of the grounds as long as she doesn’t step outside the gates.
Confined to that shack, that will be a living hell. To be fair, I never actually expected she would serve any time. She’s too rich to go to jail.
