misunderestimation

Jun 08 2007

Paris Hilton’s Get Out of Jail Free Card May Expire

Category: Entertainment — Tim @ 11:56 am

In an interesting turn of events, the judge who sent Paris Hilton to jail wants to know why she was released:

Hours after she was sent home under house arrest Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to decide if she should go back behind bars.

Hilton was to report to court at 9 a.m. today, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini said.

“My understanding is she will be brought in, in a sheriff’s vehicle, from her home,” Parachini said.

The judge may have a couple of reasons to bring everyone back to court; his own curiosity as to why his sentence was overturned and the public out-cry over her release:

The move also was met with outrage from the sheriff’s deputies union, members of the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors, civil rights leaders, defense attorneys and others.

“What transpired here is outrageous,” county Supervisor Don Knabe told The Associated Press, adding he received more than 400 angry e-mails and hundreds more phone calls from around the country.

Hilton’s return home “gives the impression of … celebrity justice being handed out,” he said.

You think?!?! Paris feels she has learned her lesson and will be a good girl now:

Shortly before noon, Hilton issued a statement through her attorney.

“I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally,” she said. “I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes.”

Don’t be surprised when the compromise is announced and we will all be tuning in to watch the new reality show Paris Hilton’s, The Prison Life. Think of that. Paris gets all the attention she so desperately craves and a share of the profits can go to the LA County Sheriffâ€™s Department. Sounds like a match made in Hollywood!