Nov 22 2008

Valentine Nebraska’s “Butt Bandit” Caught With His Pants Down

Category: HumorTim @ 9:00 am

This story cracks me up:

Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town. A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn’t been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the “Butt Bandit.”

Beginning in spring of 2007, a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind – sometimes his groin, sometimes both – on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly, and while police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved, Scott said they now believe it’s “the act of a lone deviant.”

“This isn’t normal behavior for Valentine, Neb.,” Scott said. “It’s an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here.”

Wait, a guy from Valentine goes around making “impressions” on local shop windows. Oh the humanity! This adds an entirely new meaning to “stained” glass windows at the local churches. Maybe he was just providing creative bun advertising for the local bakery. Could Valentine be the secret hangout of Joe the Plumber?

The best part of the story was the concern by police over copycat criminals or was it copycrack criminals?

This has been a big news year for Nebraska. First, we had the Safe Haven Law/teenager dumping ground and now we have the vertical smilings of the Butt Bandit. Nebraska rocks!


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    Nov 22 2008

    Nickelback’s New Release “Dark Horse”- Where’s the Inspiration?

    Category: EntertainmentMatt @ 8:00 am

    This Tuesday, Nickelback released their “long-awaited” new CD entitled Dark Horse. I had been a fan of this band ever since my dad and I heard “How You Remind Me” on the radio years ago. He even took me to see their headlining show with Hoobastank, Chevelle, and Hinder on their “All the Right Reasons” tour. We had amazing seats and they blew me away.

    Nickelback Live

    Little did I know that their success would be “All the Right Reasons” to sell out and take the easy way to MTV fame. Their power ballad “Far Away” quickly reached the top of the charts, sending them to the top of the mainstream rock charts. This success prompted Nickelback to make an album with four songs in the “Far Away” model and filled up the rest of the album with the worst new trend in rock music.

    In 2006 Buckcherry released their mega-hit single “Crazy B****” and reached instant stardom. I first heard that song from them in concert and I honestly liked it. The song had something different to it, it was  nothing I had ever heard before. But after the song reached the top it had changed. It was more than just a song. After seeing it performed live at Crue Fest this summer, I quickly realized it was more than just a song, it was actually how they thought. They were by no stretch of the imagination the first band to ever try sleazy music. The hair bands in the ’80′s were doing this long before Buckcherry, but they never took it to that level. It went from being an enjoyable song to a crude child-like fantasy. Buckcherry wasn’t the only bold new band to try out this crude style, Theory of a Deadman released “Bad Girlfriend” and Saving Abel released “Addicted” and now rock music has a new trend, bad taste. Songs written by perverted, fantasizing young artists are making it to the top.

    Nickelback Something In Your Mouth CD Cover

    Not being a band to miss out on a trend, Nickelback embraced this new trend fully. The first single off their new CD that I heard was titled “Something in Your Mouth”. Their lyrics can be read here because I don’t think they’re appropriate for my father’s blog. Other new songs on the album like “Next Go Round”, “Just to Get High”, “Never Gonna Be Alone”, “Shakin’ Hands”, and my personal favorite “S.E.X.” where Chad Kroeger sings

    “Sex is always the answer, it’s never a question,
    ‘Cuz the answer’s yes, oh the answers (Yes)
    Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
    Then it’s always yes. Yeeeah!”

    Is this really creative? Is this the kind of music you’d expect from a 34 year old musician who has played with the likes of Carlos Santana and ZZ Top? Is this trend going to last? How long are we going to be forced to listen to the fantasies of a 34 year old man, or any other rock star who gets his hands on a pen and paper? At 17 it’s pretty reasonable to figure that this type of music is geared towards my age group, but I find them to be very immature. Here’s hoping this trend fades before I lose my faith in the genre.

    -Matt

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    Nov 22 2008

    New Misunderestimation Blogger – My Son Matt

    Category: Kids & Technology,ParentingTim @ 7:50 am

    I’m happy to say that my son, Matt, has decided to join this blog and contribute to the general misunderestimations found here. Matt is a 17-year-old with a unique perspective on life and I look forward to seeing him become a regular contributor to the content on this blog. I tend to bring the parent’s perspective to the site and it will be nice to read about things from the teenager side of life. While we were all there once, it’s hard to remember exactly what that was like.

    Join me in welcoming Matt to the site and be sure to drop a comment or two on his first post:
    Nickelback’s New Release “Dark Horse”- Where’s the Inspiration?” Not a bad first post if I do say so myself.

    -Tim

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    Nov 21 2008

    Video: Bronson PD Deer in Headlights

    Category: VideoTim @ 12:54 pm

    I saw this video on the news today and thought it was amazing. The Bronson Michigan Police Department shares this video of a deer who picks the wrong time to cross the road:

    The deer actually got up an ran off. Unbelievable.


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      Nov 21 2008

      Video: Attorney General Mukasey Collapses During Speech

      Category: Politics,VideoTim @ 7:12 am

      Attorney General Mukasey collapsed last night while giving a speech:

      Atty. Gen. Michael B. Mukasey was rushed to the hospital Thursday night after collapsing and losing consciousness during a speech on the war on terrorism, a Justice Department official said.

      Mukasey slumped to the floor near the conclusion of his remarks before the Federalist Society’s annual dinner at a northwest Washington hotel, said Peter A. Carr, chief spokesman for the department.

      Here is the video of his collapse and it is a bit disturbing:

      The latest word on Mukasey is he seems to be OK, but they are keeping an eye on him:

      Justice Department officials including Deputy Attorney General Mark Filip gathered at the hospital. In a formal statement released near midnight, department spokesman Peter Carr said: “The Attorney General is conscious, conversant and alert. He is receiving excellent care and appreciates all of the good wishes and prayers he has received. The doctors will keep him overnight for further observations.”

      Hopefully, Mukasey will be fine and this will all be something we laugh about in the late night talk shows or Saturday Night Live in the weeks to come.


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        Nov 21 2008

        Barack Obama’s Cell Phone Records Breached by Verizon Employees

        Category: Politics,Sci/TechTim @ 5:30 am

        In a lesson for those who have access to personal data, Barack Obama’s cell phone records were apparently breached:

        Records from a cell phone used by President-elect Obama were improperly breached, apparently by employees of the cell phone company, his transition team said Thursday.
        An Obama spokesman said the transition team was told employees at Verizon Wireless looked through billing records.

        Spokesman Robert Gibbs said the team was notified Wednesday by Verizon Wireless that it appears an employee improperly went through billing records for the phone, which Gibbs said Obama no longer uses.

        In an internal company e-mail obtained by CNN, Verizon Wireless President and CEO Lowell McAdam disclosed Wednesday that “the personal wireless account of President-elect Barack Obama had been accessed by employees not authorized to do so” in recent months.

        This goes to show you that everyone is susceptible to a breach of personal information. You take someone with the “rock star” status of Barack Obama and the temptation for employees is just too great. It’s in our nature to be curious, but it is unforgivable to invade someone’s privacy like this. Here is another example of our voyeuristic society.

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        Nov 20 2008

        HIMSS Virtual Conference Day 2 Wrap-Up

        Category: HealthTim @ 9:55 pm

        Today, I attended Day 2 of the HIMSS Virtual Conference & Expo. This was the final day of the conference and had a slightly shorter agenda than yesterday.

        For me, the highlight of today’s presentations was one from Dr. Albert Villarin called Clinical Decision Support in the Trauma Center: A Practical Guide to Clinical, Administrative and Quality Informatics. The talk centered around an impressive use of technology to improve efficiencies and care in a busy Philadelphia trauma center. As a recovering programmer, I was intrigued to discover they were using Cold Fusion 8 as their primary development language. Apparently, reports of Cold Fusion’s demise were greatly exaggerated.

        At the end of the conference, a couple of things stuck-out in my mind. First, the integration of process improvement techniques through healthcare information technology (IT) continues to make significant gains in clinical operations. I’m seeing more use of data analysis for the purpose of improving processes and producing better clinical outcomes. My biggest frustration in IT is when IT is used for IT’s sake; not to make significant process improvements. Thankfully, we are seeing more evidence of the “proper” use of technology.

        The second major learning for me was the use of Web 2.0 tools that surrounded and augmented the conference, but were not actually part of the conference. HIMSS had a Twitter account and used Twitter to promote and connect attendees during sessions. Personally, I met many others who shared my interests in HIT and Web 2.0 through the use of Twitter. While the conference structure had a “lounge,” the purpose of the lounge seemed more about sales and not so much about networking. Tweeting on Twitter afforded me the opportunity to talk to others about presentations while they were occurring. In a typical conference setting, that type of cross-talk would be frowned upon. Here, it proved to be very beneficial.

        For the next virtual conference, I believe HIMSS should explore adding more Web 2.0 features into their conference structure and encourage more of these connections. When establishing my profile, there were opportunities to enter an Instant Messaging ID, but who uses IM anymore? What if the conference took place in Second Life and had actual speaking avatars and meeting rooms? That would be interesting. Perhaps we could leverage professional profiles in LinkedIn to create your vCard as a way of connecting individuals. They could encourage using Twitter in lieu of the Q&A sessions. Perhaps contests could be established to promote use of these and other tools. After all, how can one learn the benefits of emerging technologies unless there is a meaningful purpose to use them?

        I found a lot of value in the conference and look forward to the next one in June. I also hope HIMSS will be open to extending the networking capabilities and would be happy to do my part to help.

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        Nov 20 2008

        Was Packers Wide Receiver Donald Driver’s Father Beaten by Houston Police?

        Category: Houston,Pro SportsTim @ 12:43 pm

        Disturbing news out of Houston today regarding Packers Wide Receiver Donald Driver’s dad, Marvin Driver:

        The father of a noted NFL player was in critical condition Wednesday, two days after an incident in which his family says Houston police officers beat the man while arresting him on outstanding traffic warrants.

        Police said Marvin Driver, the father of Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver, was taken into custody about 1:30 a.m. on Monday. He was unresponsive when he arrived at the Southeast Jail on Mykawa, police said.

        Family members say 56-year-old Marvin Driver was beaten by officers after being arrested at his mother’s house in southeast Houston.

        Late Wednesday, Houston police spokesman Victor Senties declined to address specific questions regarding the allegations. But in a statement, HPD noted that the internal affairs division is investigating claims “that injuries he sustained following his arrest were the result of an assault on Mr. Driver by two HPD officers.”

        Wait, he was arrested and left the house in good shape and arrived at the jail having been beaten? How did this all start?

        The incident began late Sunday when Driver was dropping his brother, Winston Driver, off after the two had moved furniture, family members said.

        Officers stopped Marvin Driver Jr. in front of his mother’s home, relatives said. An argument took place between police and Driver’s family, as well as between Driver and officers over the language police were using, according to the written statement issued by family members.

        Police told relatives Driver was being taken to jail for the outstanding warrants, relatives said. “Later, the family found out he never made it to the jail,” the statement said.

        Something is missing here. I’d like to believe that HPD officers are not roaming gangs of thugs that randomly beat individuals for no reason, there has to be more to this story. Quanell X has appeared on the scene to help the Driver family and had this to say:

        Houston Activist Quanell X says Marvin Driver was taken behind a local gas station by police officers, kicked and beaten. Quanell X also said officers allegedly forced Marvin Driver to swallow something and allegedly taunted him by saying, “This is going to take you to Jesus.”

        What? “Take you to Jesus?” Really, that’s what they said? Isn’t there video of the event from the police car? HPD does not comment on cases like this, but I’m very interested in their side of the story. From the sports perspective, the Packers are giving all the time and support Driver needs to be there with his father.

        The Packers previously had planned to give Driver, their 10th-year veteran receiver, time off from practice on Wednesday and Thursday because the 33-year old has been dealing with several nagging injuries, but coach Mike McCarthy said Driver has “had a personal situation that has come up, and he’s dealing with that right now.”

        McCarthy declined further comment but said he believed Driver would be back with the team in time for Monday’s game at New Orleans.

        Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said he has not spoken with Driver but was aware of the situation.

        “This is a family in here, and we support each other,” Rodgers said. “It’s a difficult situation, and we’re just going to come behind him and pray for him and be there for him when he returns.”

        All I can say is, my thoughts are with the Driver family and I hope for the speedy recover of Mr. Driver. I also hope for a quick resolution of the events of this case and the guilty be punished with the same level of intensity used in the beating of Mr. Driver. If this case is found to be an act of brutality, HPD will have a lot of explaining to do.

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        Nov 20 2008

        HIMSS Virtual Conference and Expo Day 1 Wrap-Up

        Category: HealthTim @ 9:40 am

        Yesterday, I attended the first day of the HIMSS Virtual Conference & Expo. HIMSS is the Healthcare Information Management & Systems Society and they describe themselves this way:

        The Healthcare Information and Management Systems Society (HIMSS) is the healthcare industry’s membership organization exclusively focused on providing leadership for the optimal use of healthcare information technology (IT) and management systems for the betterment of healthcare.

        I’ve been a member of HIMSS for the past couple of years, attended the HIMSS conference in 2006, and received my CPHIMS (Certified Professional in Healthcare Information and Management Systems) certification in May of 2007. Suffice it to say, I believe in this organization and the role they play in healthcare IT.

        My background includes spending time in many industries; always in an IT capacity. However, my current position is my first experience in healthcare and HIMSS has played a key role in my education and understanding of the challenges and opportunities within the healthcare industry. As we all know, finding the time for professional development and the budget for travel is becoming an increasing challenge. So, how does a professional find the time and the money to attend training? We attend virtually.

        HIMSS offers a virtual conference to their members. The interface is slick and prompted my 17-year-old to say, “Cool” when he first saw it.

        Of course, once you get past the glitz of the interface, it all boils down to the presentations which are delivered via WebEx. Let’s face it; a conference is only as good as the presenters and their materials. Fortunately, there were many quality presentations on Day 1, but the highlight was: “Smart Citizens, Smarter Patients: A Primer on Social Media and the Wisdom of Patients” by Jane Sarasohn-Kahn (www.healthpopuli.com). This presentation provided a wealth of information and gave me renewed hope that Web 2.0 and patient-focused care will ultimately improve both the care of patients and promote healthy living.

        Now, I’m off to attend Day 2 and perhaps drop-by the vendor area. I’ll post a more complete update later today. If you attend the conference, let me know what sessions you found most useful and I’ll be sure to checkout any good presentations I missed.

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        Nov 19 2008

        Houston to Host NCAA Final Four in 2011 and 2016

        Category: Houston,Pro Sports,SportsTim @ 3:56 pm

        Correction: the Final Four will be in Houston in 2011 and 2016, not 2010 as originally reported.

        Great news for Houston sports fans today:

        Reliant Stadium has been selected to host the men’s basketball Final Four in 2016, the NCAA announced today.

        The national finals that year will be April 2-4 in Houston.

        That’s great news. We hosted a regional final this past year and it went very well. Everyone who I spoke with thought Reliant Stadium worked as a basketball venue and the environment was great. The NCAA announced other cities who will be hosting the Final Four games as well:

        In addition to New Orleans getting the 2012 event, Atlanta will host it in 2013, Dallas-Fort Worth in 2014, Indianapolis in 2015 and Houston in 2016.

        The 2014 Final Four in Dallas-Forth Worth will be held at the new Dallas Cowboys stadium that is in the final stages of construction.

        That will be a trick to host the games in an 80,000+ seat venue. Good luck Dallas…

        In the past few years we have hosted the MLB and NBA All Star games, Superbowl XXXVIII, NCAA Regional Finals, Big 12 Championship game, Bowl Games, and the World Series. Now, all we need is a real football team and maybe we could host an NFL playoff game! Here’s hoping.

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